1.
I haven’t adumbrated the AP essays yet.
2.
The apotheosis of my night was dinner.
3.
The Buddhist monks are considered very ascetic.
4.
My brother owns many useless baubles like an
Xbox and Legos.
5.
Lillie’s face was beguiling at first, until I actually
looked at it.
6.
In spite of my burgeoning awesomeness I still
hang out with that weirdo Lillie.
7.
My cat is the perfect complement to my sleep.
8.
I can be very contumacious to my mom over the
phone, but not to her face.
9.
Lillie is such a curmudgeon she eats way too
much chocolate cake and hates everyone.
10.
Rucker’s class was intended to be didactic, but
we just learned how to tell bad chemistry jokes.
11.
When I hit my brother and he started crying in
front of my mom I knew he was being disingenuous.
12.
I only exculpated my cat for stealing kitty
snacks because he’s so cute and fluffy.
13.
Lillie committed a terrible faux pas in the
movie theater when it was really quiet.
14.
Her faux pas fulminated throughout the room and
caused everyone to leave.
15.
Hitler’s Mein Kampf was a fustian about racism and
prejudice.
16.
At first Mr. Darcy seemed to be plagued by
hauteur because he wouldn’t talk to people of lower rank, but then he paid for
Lydia’s wedding and Elizabeth decided not to care.
17.
My bed
inhibits me from exercising.
18.
I would listen to your jeremiad about this
English class, but I have an essay to write.
19.
They say sharks are opportunistic hunters and
will eat anything, so have fun surfing.
20.
The amount of food my brother eats is
unconscionable he probably has diabetes and what not.
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